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So, see through your booze-addled brains and behold the Pirates activities! (and, of course, see lots and lots of really hot Pirate gals, and one rather tired Chief Historian)
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Sponsors (We can't afford to do this crap without them, so toss 'em yer business, or next year ye will be havin' to fork over more dobloons fer' the plunderin!):

Portland-based Pirate supply store online. Yar!

Porn shop, donating lots of our prizes. Win a contest and see!

Also a porn shop, donating lots of our cannon ammo and pinata stuffings. Oh yes, cannon and pinata adult supplies!

Awesome downtown adult store that donates prizes, gives us much-needed advice, and helps us spread experiences without diseases.

Donating Pirate supplies, such as "Occular Improvement Devices" (eyepatches) and "Haberdasharial Enhancement Items (hats)"
For last-minute updates, you really should join our mailing list. We are not great at keeping it up, but we do send out alerts when a great event is dropped in our lap, as well as monthly-ish updates.
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Side Rampages: We try to be good between Rampages, we really do . . . ok, no we don't.
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