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| Dependence Day! America is still a colony of Great Britain, tea is the drink of choice for all colonists, gin, bowler hats, pipes and pith helmets. Art galleries and steampunk attire are likely, and uppitty colonists may declare war on you the next day. Pip pip, cheerio and see you there! - - Ya wanna know aboutthe UNSCHEDULED ones? Really? Sign up for our newsletter, and if we are somewhat sober when we are roped into them, we will let you know. |
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Hey! This crap costs money! Well, not for participating in the event, that's free, but the website hosting and name registration costs us money, the cards and maps we print, the mailings to bar owners, bail. . . . point is, send us a couple bucks if you have the inclination. We will very likely apply your donation to website expenses or event expenses and NOT blow it on booze. Ok, somewhat likely. I's a paypal link, and you can donate as little as a penny. |
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Yeah, this ain't a music server. But what the hell, listen to these and you will be ble to drunkenly follow along with the rest of the crew:
- - - Size:Fucking massive. 200-300 Pirates at any given time, plus ships, monkeys, etc. Sponsors (We can't afford to do this crap without them, so toss 'em yer business, or next year ye will be havin' to fork over more dobloons fer' the plunderin!):
For last-minute updates, you really should join our mailing list. We are not great at keeping it up, but we do send out alerts when a great event is dropped in our lap, as well as monthly-ish updates. - Side Rampages: We try to be good between Rampages, we really do . . . ok, no we don't. Recommended for June, 2008 is:
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