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Hey! This crap costs money! Well, not for participating in the event, that's free, but the website hosting and name registration costs us money, the cards and maps we print, the mailings to bar owners, bail. . . . point is, send us a couple bucks if you have the inclination. We will very likely apply your donation to website expenses or event expenses and NOT blow it on booze. Ok, somewhat likely. I's a paypal link, and you can donate as little as a penny. |
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Yarrr! Meet up at Noon at Skidmore Fountain, the same place we have met every year for 165 years without fail! From there, follow the blurry Pirate-shaped creature in front of you for the next 12 hours. Do ye really need detailed info? Well tought!
Ok, here is the deal: to keep Lawyers and Ninjas at bay, we are keeping much of the schedule super-super secret. So if ye have to show up late, e-mail the Historian fer insider information. If ye get lost, ye will want to know the following things: Go, now, and sign up for our google calendar. It is blank now, but will be filled out the morning of Plunderathon. Set up yer cell phone or e-mail thingy with the calendar, and ye will get directions sent to ye throughout the night. If ye get lost, just go to the next place ye got a message. Here are some basic tips if ye get lost. Just go to the next place and wait fer us. It be yer doom if ye get lost though! DOOOOM! Noon - Skidmore Fountain 3pm- Kelly's Olympian 5pm - Jax Bar 830pm - Blitz Bar on NW 10th & Couch (LAST CHANCE TO CATCH UP)
- - - Size:Fucking massive. 200-300 Pirates at any given time, plus ships, monkeys, etc. Sponsors (We can't afford to do this crap without them, so toss 'em yer business, or next year ye will be havin' to fork over more dobloons fer' the plunderin!):
For last-minute updates, you really should join our mailing list. We are not great at keeping it up, but we do send out alerts when a great event is dropped in our lap, as well as monthly-ish updates. - Side Rampages: We try to be good between Rampages, we really do . . . ok, no we don't. Recommended for June, 2008 is:
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