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165 years of terror in Portland! Rum-soaked chaos as We Pirates take revenge upon the Lawyer-infested city that SCREWED us out of half-ownership of this town back in 1843. Largest event of the year that is entirely run by Drunken Rampage Events.

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Hey! This crap costs money! Well, not the board, that's free, but the website hosting and name registration costs money, the cards and maps we print, the mailings to bar owners, bail. . . . point is, send us a couple bucks if you have the inclination. We will very likely apply your donation to website expenses or event expenses and NOT blow it on booze. Ok, somewhat likely.

 


Sure, you can contact us. We will respond right away because we have this amazing work ethic. Feel free to wait patiently by the computer. . .

The best way to get in touch with one of us (it does not matter which one; we all break into each others' e-mail accounts to download donkey porn anyway) is to fill out this form. Otherwise, you are stuck trying to wave us down at an event to tell us about typos on the website. That just makes us want to pee on your shoes.

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Your e-mail address (we won't spam you, add you to any lists, send you special offers or any of that crap. There is not enough money in it for us to care, so we will just use it to get in touch with you about your comment instead):

Your Name ("Awesome Bill from Dawsonville" is taken, invent a new one):

Your Phone # (don't put it here unless you want us to call you. Seriously, think about it. You can just put all 9s or something, and we won't get mad, but if you actually type your phone number here, it's a given that you will regret it):

Aaaaaannnnnd, your comments, rants and manifestoes: